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How To Be A Trendy Man

January 30th, 2010

How to be a trendy man in today’s world?

This is how we do it!

Trendy Man

Limteh

Why A Woman Needs A Husband

December 1st, 2009

Brothers

In my previous post, we talked about why a man needs a wife. As I promised, this time I’m going to share why a woman needs a husband. We are going to talk about why a woman needs a husband in her life, of course that’s not including those who are going to stay single for the rest of their life. :P

Have you all ever come across this question in your mind? Have you ever think about it? Well, I got a chance to hear some reasons why given by some people and I found this one is quite interesting to me. :D

H : Housing (Provide a house for you, that’s called a home)

U : Understanding (Knowing and understanding you well)

S : Sharing (Willing to share everything with you)

B : Buying (Willing to buy anything for you)

A : And

N : Never

D : Demanding (That’s the most important thing to you, right?) :P

So, what do you think about it? If you’ve got some words of your own, feel free to share them in the comments section. Thank you. :D

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Why A Man Needs A Wife?

November 19th, 2009

Have you all ever come across this question in your mind? Have you ever think about why a man needs a wife?

Wife

I heard some people said that wife is a very precious and important person to a man. I’m sure most of you would agree this statement, right? However, what are the reasons that you would give me to support this statement?

Well, here is something that I found quite interesting to me. :D

W : Washing (Wife helps man to wash their clothes and dishes)

I : Ironing (Wife helps man to iron their clothes)

F : Food (Wife prepares food for man. Breakfast, lunch, dinner…)

E : Entertainment (Wife entertains man. Make him laugh…)

So, ladies and gentlemen, what do you think about it? Kindly share what you think about it here. Thank you and stay tuned for my next post about husband. :D

*Picture taken from Google*

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Truth about men

March 26th, 2009

Truth about men
The nice men are ugly.

The handsome men are not nice.

The handsome and nice men are gay.

The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.

Men who are not so handsome but are nice men have no money.

The men who are not so handsome but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.

The handsome men without money are after our money.

The handsome men, who are not so nice and some what heterosexual don’t think we are beautiful enough.

The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual, somewhat nice and have money are cowards.

The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are heterosexual are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!

The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest on us when we take the initiative.

NOW…WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN?

Limteh

Men are men

February 17th, 2009

What do you think about a man huh? I’m sure you got your own answer deep inside your heart especially girls. Here I want to share a story about a man. Maybe you can find some answers through reading this story though… :D

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man is impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.

Guess which lady he chose to marry?

He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!

Men are Men!!!!
Men are men

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